Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
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This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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