Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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