Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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