you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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