dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
