Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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