Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Randomize
