So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
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you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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