So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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