I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
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False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
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Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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