Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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