I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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