I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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