Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
you win again, gameday.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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