I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Just high enough for therapy.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
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the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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