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my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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