Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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