spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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