I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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