Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
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To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
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The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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