I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
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I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
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I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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