Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
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I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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