She is in my trunk
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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