my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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