Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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