this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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