Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
