so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
