hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
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