dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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