he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
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Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
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Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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