Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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