He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Slut skills are useful in every country.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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