ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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