i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
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u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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