You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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