soooo we both peed the bed last night...
pop tarts are not kleenex
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
