Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
either way he was missing a nipple.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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