the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Randomize
