Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
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What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
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You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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