Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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