Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
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