I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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