Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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