Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.
I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it
Yeah...you probably will...
well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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