Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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