Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Is it penis luge time yet?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Randomize
