First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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