How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
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I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
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I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
the raccoons are back...
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