She announced her abortion via fbk
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
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There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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