Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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