she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
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