im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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