Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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